kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

tyleroakley:

This Southwest Airlines flight attendant is kind of perfect.

(Source: tyleroakley, via meeqt91)

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turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute
ifyouloveme-setmefree:

🌞
meeqt91:

Yasssss